Seaside Vacations Pillows

'I hated our island vacation - everything was beautiful, but I had no cell service.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Try me/try me/try me...

Shellfie

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

Temporarily Unavailable

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"

"Noooooooooooo!"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Feeling for shells

'Beach snowman.'

"How's it look back there?"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

"You'd better put more sunscreen on Darling: I can sense a faint smell of bacon..."

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

The Soho Beachwear Look

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Eating ice cream.

No early morning tea past this landing