Islander Culture Enthusiast Gifts

"Weren't the Europeans bad enough?"

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

A politician's dream come true...

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

A man with a rake on a desert island

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Meanwhile in Yorkshire

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

Castaway with a tennis court.

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

'We told you if you submitted one more desert island cartoon...'

"This better work out."

People Holidaying in the Highlands

"How 'bout this deserted, tropical island ... what's the night life like?"

Cartoon for sale

"Day 793, this pen is incredible!"

'No man is an island.' 'Try telling Ben Becula that.'

Vicar on desert island with palm tree cross.

"They liked my screenplay!"

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."