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"Weren't the Europeans bad enough?"

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

A politician's dream come true...

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Nor'easter Island.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

A man with a rake on a desert island

Meanwhile in Yorkshire

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Castaway with a tennis court.

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

People Holidaying in the Highlands

'We told you if you submitted one more desert island cartoon...'

"How 'bout this deserted, tropical island ... what's the night life like?"

"This better work out."

"This'll be our first Christmas together."

'This off-shore tax avoidance isn't as glamorous as I thought it would be.'

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

"They liked my screenplay!"

"Day 793, this pen is incredible!"

Vicar on desert island with palm tree cross.

Where we get coconut milk.