Islander At Heart T-Shirts

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

Fall on a desert island

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Lighthouse Beam.

Public footpath on a desert island.

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

Desert Island Fantasies

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

Where the Wild Things Summer

A politician's dream come true...

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

A man with a rake on a desert island

"I spy something blue."

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

Castaway with a tennis court.

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

"How 'bout this deserted, tropical island ... what's the night life like?"

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

"This better work out."

'It's Mooby Dick'