Islander At Heart Mugs

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

Fall on a desert island

Lighthouse Beam.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Public footpath on a desert island.

Desert Island Fantasies

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

A politician's dream come true...

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

Where the Wild Things Summer

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

Nor'easter Island.

"I spy something blue."

A man with a rake on a desert island

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

Feral Hour 5-7.

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

Castaway with a tennis court.

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

"How 'bout this deserted, tropical island ... what's the night life like?"

"This'll be our first Christmas together."

"This better work out."