Island Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"A book! A book! Finally, something to take my mind off this terrible predicment!"

'Oh,Gawd! It looks like your Mother!'

'We told you if you submitted one more desert island cartoon...'

'They have TWO trees!'

"No, I wasn't concerned about gun control."

"Day 327. Struggling whether to binge watch the water or the tree."

"Okay, this time, go long."

"I'm warning you, Walter, get your hands of my wife!"

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

"Very few leave the grove!"

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

"Fiji wants to protect democracy by not holding elections..."

Post global warming desert island cartoons.

'Help.'

School Crossing

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

'Fancy a 'banana split'?'

World's sma.... llest beach

Portuguese Mom of War

'How very Putney!'

Warning - may contain nuts.

Sardine funeral

'I say! Fancy a date, old thing?'

Desert Island Cycle Path

Dolphins Coming Up for a Smole

Whale hunt.

"Great news! The bank has increased my line of credit."

"How the hell do they get us into one of those tiny cans?"