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"Great news! The bank has increased my line of credit."

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

'We told you if you submitted one more desert island cartoon...'

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

"Fiji wants to protect democracy by not holding elections..."

Post global warming desert island cartoons.

"Serious drinkers recommend hanging on to the maraschino."

'Help.'

Two ducks in restaurant, one without a beak, "Can I get my bill, please?"

Rock the boat.

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

Portuguese Mom of War

Convict has dug a tunnel, but ended up coming out of a desert island

"Listen, I've got a catchphrase,...'mind that coconut!'"

Warning - may contain nuts.

"Dang. If I'd known help was coming I wouldn't have eaten Ted."

Sardine funeral

"We'll be found soon I didn't pay the television licence"

'I say! Fancy a date, old thing?'

Desert Island Cycle Path

Sworn Anenome

'Sally, there's someone else.'

"How do we get off this mailing list?"

'They have TWO trees!'

"Look darling! There's a man eating shark!"

"My doctor just told me to lose 30 pounds. Rufus, Teeny...you're fired."

Two Englishmen Who Were Never Formally Introduced.

Day 267: After sending out that message in a bottle stating my location, I've been bombarded with junk mail.

"A book! A book! Finally, something to take my mind off this terrible predicment!"

"No, I wasn't concerned about gun control."

Guy on island: 'Stop drawing cartoons about me!'