Island Survivors Mugs

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."

'You stay on your side of the island until the rescue party arrives please!'

"What do you mean you 'never want to see me again?'"

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Ted did have some concerns about the appearance of nepotism.

Emergency Pants

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Tsunami Evac Route

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"I bet you thought that because you'd been castaway for forty years, you'd get off with your six month prison sentence."

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

"No, I don't wanna read your damn blog."

'What luck!'

"Now you can send it."

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

Before we can rescue you...you need a safety check.

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

'Have you got a sand wedge?'

Welcome centre