Winter Culture Gifts

I don't understand people sometimes --- What's the point of getting a tattoo?

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Rude Snowpeople

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

A male penguin takes off his coat to help a female penguin cross a puddle.

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

Chivalrous Snowman

'ok, who threw that?'

Snow Blind

Giant Ice Skates

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

Snowman Romance

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

"Yes, it's true we have 17 words for 'snow', but only one way of saying, 'I'm really tired of hearing that same question'."

"Our special today? Hot wings!!"

Writing buddies

'What? Are you kidding me?! That was incidental body contact!'

"I saw my doctor yesyerday. He gave me to the end of winter to live."

'War is heck!'

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

Space Heater

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."