Winter Culture Gifts

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Rude Snowpeople

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

Chivalrous Snowman

'ok, who threw that?'

Snow Blind

Snowman Romance

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

Giant Ice Skates

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

"Yes, it's true we have 17 words for 'snow', but only one way of saying, 'I'm really tired of hearing that same question'."

"Our special today? Hot wings!!"

"I saw my doctor yesyerday. He gave me to the end of winter to live."

'War is heck!'

Writing buddies

'What? Are you kidding me?! That was incidental body contact!'

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

Space Heater

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

"You know, Burkhart, if you're so damn afraid of the flu maybe you should just stay home."