Winter Arts Gifts

"Alas, poor Yorick!"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Snow Devil

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Non-Denominational Carols

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Snowman of the Apes

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Ice Skater

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

Snowman

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

"A little help?"

Midwest Winter Items.

Kissing couple melt the snow