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"Alas, poor Yorick!"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Snowmen Around The World...

Snow Devil

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Non-Denominational Carols

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Snowman of the Apes

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Ice Skater

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

Snowman

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

Midwest Winter Items.

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"A little help?"

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"