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"Apparently, it's the snowman of the north."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'No ice.'

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Snowmen Around The World...

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

Snow Bridge.

"Hello, Number 6!"

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

Making snowmen with a snowblower.

'I love it when the ice rushes to my head.'

"I'm a guy. The darn kids just thought this was funny."

"We are looking for temps, but I'm afraid you're too temp for us."

"Maybe we should wait until you're a little taller before you put the face on again, huh?"

Violin Playing Snowman.

'You want the long, skinny rug in the hallway or a scarf?! What on earth are you talking about?'

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

Snowman Tips Hat... And Head.

Global Forecasting Institute.

'Oh look! She's built a snow-climate change summit.'

Space Heater

"Mom and dad were right. We really do come from Heaven."

"I wonder why the kids named me Mourinho? I hope it's not because I'll only last a few days..."

'You are new here, aren't you?'

Season's Greetings!

"This is a stick-up."