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'No ice.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Good News about winter

Iliadette.

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Inappropriate Snowmen

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Snowyphus

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Midwest Winter Items.

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'It's easy, just wee!'

"Jughead, Reggie, Betty, and Veronica—they've all been locked up. But you, Archie—I had higher hopes for you."

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"The kids are growing up so fast."