Winter Comic Admirer Gifts

'No ice.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Good News about winter

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Iliadette.

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Inappropriate Snowmen

Snowyphus

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

Midwest Winter Items.

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'It's easy, just wee!'

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"Slippery, huh?"

'I hate to say this but no amount of analysis is going to help; you need a better cartoonist.'

"Jughead, Reggie, Betty, and Veronica—they've all been locked up. But you, Archie—I had higher hopes for you."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."