Winter Whimsy Admirer Gifts

Seasons Greetings

'No ice.'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

The Reindeer Strike

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."

"We are looking for temps, but I'm afraid you're too temp for us."

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

Snowman has cage protecting his nose.

There was something fishy about this jump,

"Fifi"

I should have known there was a catch when they asked for a volunteer to go South!

"Remember how we used to put nice little smiles on their faces?"

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

Baaaa....humbug.

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

A penguin wearing a hoodie

Ian McCaskill

'He follwed me home, Mom. Can I keep him?'

"What??? Surely you can't expect me to poop outside in this weather?"

"WHOA! It's the spirit of Uncle Larry!"

'Bartender, another round of SNOWBALLS!!'

"It's an amazing snowman darling. I see you've given him Mummys hat, Daddies gloves....and Grandpa's walking stick."

snowman blowing bubblegum loses his head

"We'll be well into January before that post-holiday smile fades."

Satellite Santa

'Bless You!' (snowman kills another snowman with a 'dagger' carrot).

Snowman Building

Winter, 2010, Snow breaks snow globe.

The Old Lady Who lives In a Snowshoe

"Why do humans think there's no difference between eyes and buttons?"