Winter Themes Gifts

'How do I know you'll still be around in a year?'

'The wife came up with the idea, the Haunted House was dead in this heat, yeah its going down a storm.'

Why do you sometimes get a vague sense of excitement after a cold?

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Snowprov

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'No ice.'

Snow flake

Good News about winter

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

That one has all the batteries!

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Little help?"

Politically Correct Snowperson

Boy rolled into a snowball

Alien Snowmen

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Frosting the Snowman

'The kids were so sweet...'

"Bless You."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."