Winter Stories Gifts

We're walking in the air... Which is physically impossible, isn't it! - The CP Snowman.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Snowman of the Apes

Rude Snowpeople

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

A male penguin takes off his coat to help a female penguin cross a puddle.

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

The other days of the year...

"I love this time of year."

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

"Hello, Number 6!"

Chivalrous Snowman

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

'Another botched Snotox injection...'

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

'Care to gaze on the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"Fifi"

"I Preferred Season 3."

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'

"Ah! Mans best friend, and carried by a dog!"

"Like they say. . . the shadow knows!"

Slay Ride.

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

"Always thought the Abominable Snowman would look a bit different"

Snowman on the Other Planet.

Yeti Winter Winter Campout

'The wife came up with the idea, the Haunted House was dead in this heat, yeah its going down a storm.'

"If we come across Punxsutawney Phil, you have my permission to gut him."

Where's the snow?

Actually, Bob, it's a myth that most of our heat escapes through our heads.

"I am as light as a feather, I am as happy as an angel, I am as merry as a school-boy." "Our only hope."

"Grandpa says there's a frozen mosquito trapped inside every snowflake."