Holiday Stories Gifts

"I'm the ghost of Christmas past and future because time has no meaning anymore."

"I am as light as a feather, I am as happy as an angel, I am as merry as a school-boy." "Our only hope."

Slay Ride.

"He can make the World but he can't make a reservation?"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Christmas Pets

Filming Christmas

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

"Gold ended the day on a new high, while frankincense and myrrh both opened well but faded as the markets closed."

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

'Why miniature reindeer? Why not a flying dog-sled team?'

"We'll always have WhatsApp."

"Peace on earth. Goodwill to all men and who ordered the triple cheese with extra pepperoni?"

"It's time we have a little chat."

'My dad, says you're not the real Santa. He said, you're just some fella off the dole.'

"Hold it, there's someone on my other island!"

"I told you not to ask every b****r we met on the cruise to visit us when we got home!"

Christmas Tree Decorated with Books.

'It doesn't say anything about gift tax, son. It just says the Magi came bearing gifts.'

"We didn't see anything so special about the light in Greece. We have the same light in Tuckahoe."

"Thank you for the best Christmas ever. - Gracie"

'I met a circus acrobat on holiday, two performances a night, and a matinee on Sunday.'

The oft-forgotten Three Old Wines who didn't quite manage to follow the star.

'It's not a stable, it's a pop-up hotel'

'I don't know whether the shepherds had infrared imaging equipment or not. I just know they were watching their flocks by night.'

Ghost of Happy Holidays Future

Twas 6 days before Christmas when Santa heard a ker-plunk! He rushed to the door, and found the ice cap had shrunk...

Santa Claus