Holiday Stories Pillows

"I'm the ghost of Christmas past and future because time has no meaning anymore."

"I am as light as a feather, I am as happy as an angel, I am as merry as a school-boy." "Our only hope."

Slay Ride.

"He can make the World but he can't make a reservation?"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Christmas Pets

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Filming Christmas

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

"Gold ended the day on a new high, while frankincense and myrrh both opened well but faded as the markets closed."

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

'Why miniature reindeer? Why not a flying dog-sled team?'

"We'll always have WhatsApp."

"Peace on earth. Goodwill to all men and who ordered the triple cheese with extra pepperoni?"

"I told you not to ask every b****r we met on the cruise to visit us when we got home!"

'It doesn't say anything about gift tax, son. It just says the Magi came bearing gifts.'

"We didn't see anything so special about the light in Greece. We have the same light in Tuckahoe."

"Hold it, there's someone on my other island!"

'My dad, says you're not the real Santa. He said, you're just some fella off the dole.'

Christmas Tree Decorated with Books.

"It's time we have a little chat."

"Thank you for the best Christmas ever. - Gracie"

'I met a circus acrobat on holiday, two performances a night, and a matinee on Sunday.'

The oft-forgotten Three Old Wines who didn't quite manage to follow the star.

'It's not a stable, it's a pop-up hotel'

"I'm the spirit of Christmas Present."

"Hey boy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Are those earbuds? Hey!!"

Ghost of Happy Holidays Future

'Have I told you about my experience in Korea?'

Santa Claus