Holiday Themes Gifts

"Y' know Sir - Red really is your colour..."

"That better be a candy cane in your pocket, buster!"

Santa and a Robber

Where your mind & battle are los

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Christmas Tree

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Ninja bread men"

Tourists and their Pets.

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'How very Cumbria.'

Non-Denominational Carols

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'Now it fits.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Christmas Pets

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Panettone

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'