Festive Themes Gifts

"Is it any wonder you got coal in your stocking?"

Joe Manchin gets the one thing worse than coal this year.

The other 364 days of the year.

Santa's Workshop 2017

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

"And he can make 347,000 home visits in one night!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Bubbly

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Christmas Pets

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Ice Skater

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Santa Dog

Prosecco Peacock

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.