Festive Themes Gifts

"Is it any wonder you got coal in your stocking?"

Joe Manchin gets the one thing worse than coal this year.

Rudolph Red Light District

The other 364 days of the year.

Santa's Workshop 2017

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

"And he can make 347,000 home visits in one night!"

"You hung our Christmas lights on the house across the street so you can see them???"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Bubbly

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Christmas Pets

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Santa Dog

Ice Skater

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