Festive Mood Gifts

'I just think you obvious post holiday high is a little unseemly.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Bubbly

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Prosecco Peacock

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"Merry Christmas"

Cow and Milk

Reindeer

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Sabrage!

Dog on a harp

A Sweet Christmas Connection

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Street Carolers

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

Mice playing double bass

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Peace on Earth

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.