Festive Atmosphere Enjoyer Gifts

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Yo ho ho!

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Mice playing double bass

Merry Kissmas

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

Elf of the Month

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Easter Bunny

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

Angelicus alcholicus.

Santa Claus

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

Poinsettia

"Go as a witch. Your room hasn't seen a broom in months."

Can you guess what it is yet?

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

December Fest

"When I was small, Santa Claus brought a lot of things...but the most important... He brought families together."

'I wrapped it myself !'

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"