Christmas Themed Gifts

'What?'

Santa Claus's Mail

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Fleas Navidad.

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

Christmas Hugs

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

Merry Kissmas

O Christmas Tea

Your climb up the company ladder starts now.

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Dog's Christmas list.

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

Tiger Costume

"Good news—it's not colon cancer, it's tinsel."

'I said I wanted a couple new shelves putting up for Christmas!'

Making Christmas Decorations

'Christmas, Ms. Sims, is the chink in my armor.'

Shelf on an elf

'So that's what he did with the Christmas tree lights he couldn't untangle!'

Christmas with Cats

Vendo Tree.

"You guys made your own yard figures for Christmas?"

Santa checking out sleigh beds.

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

"And he can make 347,000 home visits in one night!"

Rudolph Red Light District

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'