Novelty Christmas Theme Lovers Gifts

Sheriff places his star on top of a Christmas tree.

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Pole dancers

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

Shelf on an elf

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

'Don't forget your thermos.'

Santa incorporates therapy into his repertoire.

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

"Too soon?"

"I hate recalls."

Santa Meets an Alien

Ebeneezer Scrooge says to clerk: 'You can't have more coal for the fire, Mr Cratchit ??" this firm is committed to reducing its carbon emissions.'

'Houston..Er..I don't know how to tell you this..'

Santa '50s' Claus.

'Can I come in for a bit? It's flipping freezing out here!'

Don't fly and text.

Santa Clops

Ten Seconds with Santa Claus: 'I think this will be my last year delivering presents...'

Santa Romance

Sorry Doc, but once I start pulling on a thread I just can't seem to stop!

At the party, nobody like the fruitcake.

"I'm sorry, Rudolph, but empathetic soulsource crystal navigation has made that nose of yours pretty much obsolete."

Santa slipping on the ice.

"Shopping for days - spending a fortune and they're playing with the boxes the toys came in."

"Perform the nutcracker for you for five dollars?"

"I was hoping for something more Instagrammable."

"No man should have to work on Christmas every year!"