Novelty Christmas Theme Lovers Mugs

Sheriff places his star on top of a Christmas tree.

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Pole dancers

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

Shelf on an elf

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

'Don't forget your thermos.'

Santa incorporates therapy into his repertoire.

"I hate recalls."

"I'm sorry but I only employ elves..."

"Too soon?"

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

Santa Meets an Alien

Ebeneezer Scrooge says to clerk: 'You can't have more coal for the fire, Mr Cratchit ??" this firm is committed to reducing its carbon emissions.'

'Houston..Er..I don't know how to tell you this..'

'Can I come in for a bit? It's flipping freezing out here!'

Don't fly and text.

Santa '50s' Claus.

Santa slipping on the ice.

Ten Seconds with Santa Claus: 'I think this will be my last year delivering presents...'

"Perform the nutcracker for you for five dollars?"

Rosewood Elementary E. Osgood Principal. I know you'll tell my parents about this, but I'd really appreciate it if you didn't tell Santa.

"I was hoping for something more Instagrammable."

Sorry Doc, but once I start pulling on a thread I just can't seem to stop!

'Can't wait to see those green shoots coming up...'

At the party, nobody like the fruitcake.

Santa Clops

Mrs. Claus finds a job for Santa's reindeer in the off season.

"Shopping for days - spending a fortune and they're playing with the boxes the toys came in."