Winter Themes Pillows

'How do I know you'll still be around in a year?'

'The wife came up with the idea, the Haunted House was dead in this heat, yeah its going down a storm.'

Why do you sometimes get a vague sense of excitement after a cold?

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'No ice.'

Snowprov

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Snow flake

Good News about winter

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Boy rolled into a snowball

Politically Correct Snowperson

"Little help?"

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Alien Snowmen

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'The kids were so sweet...'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Bless You."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Couple melting the snow around them.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"