Seasonal Themes Pillows

Drunken Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Do snowmen go to heaven when they melt?

Please give! My Northpole Fund...Thank you!

Leaf Firemen Catching Falling Leaf.

Spring Onion

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

'It's baseball season!'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"Whose the new guy?"

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Easter Egg Delivery

Anton's Bar and Grill

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

Happy New Ear!

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

The Pumpkin Spice Routes

Santa Elevator

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

Snowman Romance

school kids playing conkers

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

"You had a great summer and you're going to have a great fall."

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

"During the off-season, I thought I'd moonlight as the easter bunny."

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

"It's his favorite time of year."

"And he can make 347,000 home visits in one night!"

Autumn: A Time for Reflection

"You think your job is hard? I have to remember which date Easter falls on each year."