Arctic Themes Pillows

Ig and Igloo

'Cannonball!'

Sailor in Car.

Emergency Phone.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

On the brink.

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

Pushy Dog

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"Shred the plank."

Subwoofer

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

UFO

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

In his later years, Redbeard's hearing was to fail him.

The Conveyance of a Corkscrew Hand