The Arctic Pillows

"Maybe we'd stand a better change of rescue if we didn't look so much like penguins."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

The interested bystanders.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

Pushy Dog

The melting polar ice caps

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Polar bears

Can I have a look at the map?

Dog Igloo.

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Look! A streaker!

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

"You see, when the compass goes crazy, you know you've reached the magnetic pole..."

'Mush, mush, mush.'

UFO

"Nobody told me it was formal."

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

Igloo Art.

"What? You mean this old thing?"

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'