The Arctic Mugs

"Maybe we'd stand a better change of rescue if we didn't look so much like penguins."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

The interested bystanders.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Pushy Dog

The melting polar ice caps

Can I have a look at the map?

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Polar bears

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

Dog Igloo.

Look! A streaker!

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

"You see, when the compass goes crazy, you know you've reached the magnetic pole..."

'Mush, mush, mush.'

'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'

UFO

"Nobody told me it was formal."

Flashpoint: Arctic!

Igloo Art.

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

Arctic Hothouse