Arctic Culture Mugs

Smoke detector.

'Looks like Tungor's wife's waters have broken.'

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

Really Early Vikings

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

UFO

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'After the tour feel free to roam and pillage.'

'You're not from around here, are you?'

"Yes, it's true we have 17 words for 'snow', but only one way of saying, 'I'm really tired of hearing that same question'."

'Believe it or not, I'm very well camouflaged where I come from...'

After the incident with Coach McKracken the Arctic Football League banned drink dumping.

Ice Whaling

"The secret is to make climate change work for your."

'1032 - Discovery of the first anagram' (King Canute)

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.

'Nice RV!'

'Why do you always bid on projects in the coldest places possible?'

Eskimos Rowing Out to Igloo

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

Jens Stoltenberg.

Ig and Igloo

"Colin, what have I told you about licking the ice?"

Polar bears build a snowman

"It's a concussion, Sven—you're sitting out the next siege."

Polar Bear Play.

"Is my breath fishy?"

Penguin meets polar bear, saying: 'Well, ONE of us is in the wrong cartoon.'

'It says a friend of Santa Claus lived here.'

'Asia... it must be Tuesday.'

Viking Funeral