Nordic Culture Mugs

'You're not from around here, are you?'

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

'Viking Job centre' 'Rape' 'Pillage'

"Nordic but nice"

Sven Develops Hypothermia

Jens Stoltenberg.

Edvard Grieg

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

Really Early Vikings

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

Notre Dame Phoenix

French Street.

"We're watching some Danish television show and convincing ourselves that it's superior to anything on American TV."

'After the tour feel free to roam and pillage.'

The abduction of Europa

'This is the best I could come up with.'

'Honey, I fear, to be a European patriot means a little more than having a German beer for breakfast, Italian pizza and French wine for lunch and Spanish brandy for dinner...'

'1032 - Discovery of the first anagram' (King Canute)

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

Lord Palmerston asks Napoleon III why he does not move on the Popish organ grinder causing a disturbance outside the Hotel De L'Europe

"It's a concussion, Sven—you're sitting out the next siege."

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

'Looks like Tungor's wife's waters have broken.'

"12 German beers and 12 French Pastis. . . this guy is a true European!"

Regulating Switzerland.

Italy, Spain, France, Hungary

The Vikings Discovered America Long Before Columbus!

Viking Funeral

Why Vikings Didn't Have Many Graduation Ceremonies.

Germans fixate too much on competition!

How many norse power is it?

'Between you and me, Jacques-Louis David, I can't even draw a straight line.'

'Of course I look cool! Eskimos always do.'

'Asia... it must be Tuesday.'