Nordic Culture Gifts

'You're not from around here, are you?'

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

'Viking Job centre' 'Rape' 'Pillage'

"Nordic but nice"

Sven Develops Hypothermia

Jens Stoltenberg.

Edvard Grieg

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

Really Early Vikings

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

Notre Dame Phoenix

French Street.

"We're watching some Danish television show and convincing ourselves that it's superior to anything on American TV."

'After the tour feel free to roam and pillage.'

'This is the best I could come up with.'

The abduction of Europa

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

'Honey, I fear, to be a European patriot means a little more than having a German beer for breakfast, Italian pizza and French wine for lunch and Spanish brandy for dinner...'

'1032 - Discovery of the first anagram' (King Canute)

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

Lord Palmerston asks Napoleon III why he does not move on the Popish organ grinder causing a disturbance outside the Hotel De L'Europe

'Looks like Tungor's wife's waters have broken.'

"It's a concussion, Sven—you're sitting out the next siege."

'Well, once again he's led us to victory and... Oh, here we go. The obligatory Gatorade drenching.'

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

"12 German beers and 12 French Pastis. . . this guy is a true European!"

'Nice siege!'

'Asia... it must be Tuesday.'

The Vikings Discovered America Long Before Columbus!

Vikings at Anger Management Seminar

Viking Funeral

"Nurse, the allen key, please."

Regulating Switzerland.

A Viking Funeral for my Goldfish