Norse Culture Gifts

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

'Lack of calcium - that's your problem , Sven'.

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

Edvard Grieg

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

Really Early Vikings

"Pooper-scoopers!"

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Ginger God

Viking warrior has admirer.

'After the tour feel free to roam and pillage.'

'You're not from around here, are you?'

"I am Thor, God of Thunder - and this is my brother, Low-key."

'1032 - Discovery of the first anagram' (King Canute)

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

"Uff da! We heard you have lutefisk."

'Well, once again he's led us to victory and... Oh, here we go. The obligatory Gatorade drenching.'

Viking takes off his horned helmet and reveals that he actually has horns.

Hammer of God

"... No, it isn't a spelling mistake."

"It's a concussion, Sven—you're sitting out the next siege."

Brunhilda

Jens Stoltenberg.

Surely you've heard of "Thor's Hummer"!

Rainbow bridge to Valhalla

"Not to lecture, but the skull of your fallen enemy is reusable and much less wasteful."

'Nice siege!'

'I knew the answer to who was Thor, but Sammy Bailey stole my thunder.'

'Asia... it must be Tuesday.'

The Vikings Discovered America Long Before Columbus!

Viking Funeral

'You're late, get to the underworld!'

That's Lars. The guy's a total norsissist.

"I reckon he's compensating for something."