Scandinavian Culture Gifts

'1032 - Discovery of the first anagram' (King Canute)

"It's marzipan pigs."

'Asia... it must be Tuesday.'

Knut Sveinsson

'Are you kidding me!? You're from Scandinavia! You love coldness!'

Finnish skier

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

Really Early Vikings

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"We're watching some Danish television show and convincing ourselves that it's superior to anything on American TV."

'After the tour feel free to roam and pillage.'

'You're not from around here, are you?'

"So. . . you're binge-watching Scandinavian noir to cheer yourself up?"

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

Jens Stoltenberg.

'Looks like Tungor's wife's waters have broken.'

'Well, once again he's led us to victory and... Oh, here we go. The obligatory Gatorade drenching.'

"It's a concussion, Sven—you're sitting out the next siege."

'Nice siege!'

How many norse power is it?

Wordilly Durdillies - 'The Swedes that you can eat between meals...

The Vikings Discovered America Long Before Columbus!

Vikings at Anger Management Seminar

Viking Funeral

Why Vikings Didn't Have Many Graduation Ceremonies.

"Nurse, the allen key, please."

That's Lars. The guy's a total norsissist.

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

'May contain Cnuts.'

'So, Bjorn, I hear you've gone vegan!'

'It's a sack lunch. What did you expect?'

"Nordic but nice"