Arctic Environment Pillows

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

The interested bystanders.

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

Look! A streaker!

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'

UFO

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

Flashpoint: Arctic!

"I take it back: You might look at bit clumsy on land, but boy you're amazingly agile in the water!"

'Frankly Mum, hot chocolate would be more of a treat than ice cream...'

'Believe it or not, I'm very well camouflaged where I come from...'

"Yes, it's true we have 17 words for 'snow', but only one way of saying, 'I'm really tired of hearing that same question'."

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

"The secret is to make climate change work for your."

Penguin and polar bear watching Eskimos throw snowballs.

Ice Whaling

'Maybe a massage wasn't a good idea after all.'

'Just as I thought...made in Alaska!'

'Nice RV!'

'Why do you always bid on projects in the coldest places possible?'

'Looks like Tungor's wife's waters have broken.'

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

Polar Bear Play.

Penguin snowball.

Bipolar bears.

"These thermal boots which the scientist left behind are great. Finally my feet are warm."