Ocean Themes Pillows

Mermaids

'Cannonball!'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'Thank-you God.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Sailor in Car.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

The Food Chain

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Privates Beach"

On the brink.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Emergency Phone.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Neptune

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Turtle Hat

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'