Working In Cold Environments Gifts

"All right, Ms. Cooper. We'll turn up the heat."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Ice fisher.

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

Relaxing in the Sun

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'We feel it's very important to provide our employees with an extremely comfortable work-place environment. Primarily because we don't allow them to ever go home.'

"We should have taken the cubicles."

HR - Helping Relationships

Electric Blanket.

"I tell you, it's a jungle out there!"

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

The suggestion box.

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"I'm a bit concerned the staff don't respect me, they've given me a nickname."

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

Pop Top Ice FIshing

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Working Environment

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Dog Igloo.

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

"Oxygen masks. When a meeting gets so boring as to be life-threatening, they automatically drop down!"

'This new role will involve some extra responsibilities...of course you'll appreciate that there won't be any extra funding...it's a role for which you are uniquely qualified!'

"That's when we put those expensive organic snacks in the vending machines."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'