Cold-weather Entrepreneurs Gifts

"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."

Tree in Dollar Shape.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Trawling for Fish.

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

'Tunnel of love, in a cold climate'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

"Where I go to sleep, that is where my homeland is."

'Frankly Mum, hot chocolate would be more of a treat than ice cream...'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

Rats! Frozen again!

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

"Cold today, continued cold tomorrow and 100% chance of cold through Wednesday..."

"Lower and to the left...AHHHHH!"

Ice Whaling

"Well, it's 3 degrees outside: let's see what excuse Master will come up with this time to cancel our walk..."

'I don't care how cold it is outside. You're not wearing the cat!'