Cold-weather Entrepreneurs Gifts

"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."

Tree in Dollar Shape.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Trawling for Fish.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

I think he's spent his whole career studying this one Great Lake just so he can say he has "superior knowledge"! Duluth.

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

'Tunnel of love, in a cold climate'

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'How can you tell?'

"Where I go to sleep, that is where my homeland is."

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

'Frankly Mum, hot chocolate would be more of a treat than ice cream...'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

Rats! Frozen again!

Ice Whaling

"Cold today, continued cold tomorrow and 100% chance of cold through Wednesday..."

"Lower and to the left...AHHHHH!"

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

"Well, it's 3 degrees outside: let's see what excuse Master will come up with this time to cancel our walk..."

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day