The Climate Entrepreneur Gifts

'I don't really believe in global warming... until I found a way to make money at it.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

But is it organic?

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Modern kite for wind energy.

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Solar Plant

Mother nature takes her course.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

"What's that, girl? Melting ice are shifting water systems causing fish to change habitats, threatening coastal communities with rising sea levels, and causing permafrost in the Arctic to release more greenhouse gas?"

"Here's the marketing department's solution."

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"Remember, if you can fly you don’t have to wait for the ice to melt."

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

Where's my global warming?

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change