The Climate Entrepreneur T-Shirts

'I don't really believe in global warming... until I found a way to make money at it.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

But is it organic?

Child protects planet with umbrella.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Modern kite for wind energy.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Mother nature takes her course.

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

Solar Plant

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"What's that, girl? Melting ice are shifting water systems causing fish to change habitats, threatening coastal communities with rising sea levels, and causing permafrost in the Arctic to release more greenhouse gas?"

"Here's the marketing department's solution."

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

Where's my global warming?

"Remember, if you can fly you don’t have to wait for the ice to melt."

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"Have you noticed any global warming?"