Green Entrepreneur T-Shirts

'Business' recycling, heart thinking planet, head thinking money

"We really need to recognise the SIGNIFICANCE of climate change..."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

Sea weed harvest.

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

We were tanking until we used organic lemons, declared ourselves a Green Enterprise Zone, and got a $30 million grant from the government.

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

Renewable Energy. Solar. Wind. Hydro. Bio. No, Ernie, a "solar panel" is not a group of stars that judge the talents of other stars.

Windmill Maintenance

Industries with clean energy

You forgot to unplug the car before we left didn't you!!

Igloo with Heat Pump

'It'll help the economy and the environment, Mr. President -- biodegradable money!'

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

Now // Near Future

"What about tunnels and bridges?"

'They're not our 'profits,' Mike. We like to think of them as the organic by-products of non-toxic capitalism!'

Energy Research.

'How I love Global Warming... Otherwise, it would be necassary to look for a -BLEEARGH!- serious job!'

"Along with the solar panels, I've designed a gutter that drains right into your water bowl."

"I present to you the new steam-powered, electricity-generating windmill! Fueled by grass clippings, wind and cow doo-doo. I think we can safely say that green just got greener!"

'It's a design for a new environmentally friendly Swiss car but we can't get it out of neutral ... '

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

Environmentally Friendly Transport

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

"We managed to outsource our strategic development team to a company in Beijing that will say 'yes sir no sir' for 25% less."

Formula One eco helmet

Recycling

'Now that's my kind of green technology!'

Green jobs funding wasted.

'Your shops were known for selling secondhand tat, but we want to reimage them as environmentally leading edge social centres for the reutilisation in an enviornmentally sustainable way of secondhand tat!...'

Mall Redesign Competition Winner.