Green Business Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Mr. Talbot, our idea of 'going green' is buying stocks that pay a big dividend."

We were tanking until we used organic lemons, declared ourselves a Green Enterprise Zone, and got a $30 million grant from the government.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

The original paperless office

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"Not to mention the park view."

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

Environmental Conscience

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

'Green Peace'

Climate change skeptics.

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

Climate Summit

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

Windmill Maintenance

'And do you promise to honor the environment and live green?'

Planet Earth clean-up of man's pollution

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'