Starting A Green Business T-Shirts

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

Renewable Energy. Solar. Wind. Hydro. Bio. No, Ernie, a "solar panel" is not a group of stars that judge the talents of other stars.

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Sale! Weed Whackers

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

The original paperless office

'I forgot how creepy you look in the dark.'

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

The stuff of Legend.

We were tanking until we used organic lemons, declared ourselves a Green Enterprise Zone, and got a $30 million grant from the government.

Cage-free eggs.

'Huggins, our goal is to go green, so we're replacing you with this plant.'

'Yes, this is the most direct offsetting of carbon emissions I've seen.'

"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."

"I miss the palm tree, also, but at least we can have a refrigerator."

"Are you crazy? Throwing a coffee mug, a plastic one at that, on the floor?? The little Swedish girl sees everything!!"

"You haven't seen security till you've seen it on the iPad 2."

'They're not our 'profits,' Mike. We like to think of them as the organic by-products of non-toxic capitalism!'

'How I love Global Warming... Otherwise, it would be necassary to look for a -BLEEARGH!- serious job!'

"It's a sign!"

This fast food restaurant uses recycled packaging! . . . "And recycled food!"

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

'Business' recycling, heart thinking planet, head thinking money

'Now that's my kind of green technology!'

"We really need to recognise the SIGNIFICANCE of climate change..."

'I can remember when this was all pop concerts.'

'We're going completely green.'

'I'm not the first visionary who's been accused of extreme optimism.'

"What fuel do you use?" "You'll never guess!"

'I don't really believe in global warming... until I found a way to make money at it.'

Santa Goes Hybrid.

'I know you like Corn Twisters cereal, Derek, but Daddy needs them for his gas tank.'

"I hated how they acted so much 'greener than thou'."

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