Starting A Green Business T-Shirts

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

The original paperless office

Sale! Weed Whackers

'I forgot how creepy you look in the dark.'

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

Cage-free eggs.

The stuff of Legend.

We were tanking until we used organic lemons, declared ourselves a Green Enterprise Zone, and got a $30 million grant from the government.

'Huggins, our goal is to go green, so we're replacing you with this plant.'

'Yes, this is the most direct offsetting of carbon emissions I've seen.'

"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."

"I miss the palm tree, also, but at least we can have a refrigerator."

"Are you crazy? Throwing a coffee mug, a plastic one at that, on the floor?? The little Swedish girl sees everything!!"

"You haven't seen security till you've seen it on the iPad 2."

'They're not our 'profits,' Mike. We like to think of them as the organic by-products of non-toxic capitalism!'

"It's a sign!"

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

This fast food restaurant uses recycled packaging! . . . "And recycled food!"

'Business' recycling, heart thinking planet, head thinking money

'Now that's my kind of green technology!'

'I can remember when this was all pop concerts.'

"We really need to recognise the SIGNIFICANCE of climate change..."

'We're going completely green.'

'I'm not the first visionary who's been accused of extreme optimism.'

"What fuel do you use?" "You'll never guess!"

'I don't really believe in global warming... until I found a way to make money at it.'

Santa Goes Hybrid.

'I know you like Corn Twisters cereal, Derek, but Daddy needs them for his gas tank.'

Please use both sides of the paper.

"I hated how they acted so much 'greener than thou'."

Clean the world.

Wind Farm