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"What fuel do you use?" "You'll never guess!"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Not to mention the park view."

Mother nature takes her course.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

'Go on - they're organic!'

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"I've applied the Paper Reduction Act to my resume."

Biodegradable helium balloons.

"Woo-hoo!"

We were tanking until we used organic lemons, declared ourselves a Green Enterprise Zone, and got a $30 million grant from the government.

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."