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Climate Change and the Private Sector

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

100% carbon neutral

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The sea 2050.

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'It's going to be a vegan.'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Global Warming Coming Soon!

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Vivienne Westwood

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"Not to mention the park view."

Nuclear generation of energy.

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'