Earthly Entrepreneur Gifts

Production of food

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

'How I love Global Warming... Otherwise, it would be necassary to look for a -BLEEARGH!- serious job!'

"We managed to outsource our strategic development team to a company in Beijing that will say 'yes sir no sir' for 25% less."

'Seven companies in three years.'

'Business' recycling, heart thinking planet, head thinking money

'Get out in the marketplace Merridew - hunt and gather man.'

Start-Up Team

You called me, boss? Yes. I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we've found. I want you to stop doing that. At least until I'm done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don't need any competitors driving up the prices. Very bad man. When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing.

Private Commercial Spacecraft: 'Hi there! I'll bet you'll be wanting to buy some oxygen!'

Buy Low and Sell High Gurus

"We really need to recognise the SIGNIFICANCE of climate change..."

'Now that's my kind of green technology!'

'And what makes you think there's a market for golden eggs?'

'I'm not the first visionary who's been accused of extreme optimism.'

'I don't really believe in global warming... until I found a way to make money at it.'

'I'm thinking of starting a religion. What would be a reasonable initial investment?'

"As soon as we attain Nirvana, we can start selling franchises!"

'What we do is some electronics, some consultation, some management and some surveys.'

'So our dot-com business failed! We can next form another dot-com business to liquidate our old dot-com stuff.'

'What's worse, environmentalists now say our toxic investments have polluted the global economy.'

All Around the world, business leaders are rising to the challenge of climate change. . .

'Goopta believes in a businesslike approach to enlightenment.'

"Things are getting better, but we are not out of the woods yet."

Isn't It Exciting?

'I do everything I can for the environment as long as I can make money at it.'

"I understand he's here on a business trip."

Plastic Money