Frosty Entrepreneur Gifts

A snowman shovels a sidewalk before a man gets there.

"Little help?"

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

Setting up companies

Football fan

"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

"I'm getting some ice cubes for my snowman. I think he's hungry."

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

'Mrs Fenton, next time we have a neurotic snowman booked, get the payment up-front!'

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

Ice Sculpting Class.

"I surprise you every year!"

A street vendor sells chicken soup during a snowstorm.

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

"What was she thinking?!?"

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

"I don't know what it means, but since my mom added that word, sales have gone through the roof."

'This is my favorite time of year!'

The Arrival of Mr. Windchill

"Weed cookies"

'See, I told you we could cut out the middle men and sell the honey ourselves.'

'I don't really believe in global warming... until I found a way to make money at it.'

"Right, all those in favour of a car boot sale?"

'Let's drink to air conditioning.'

An ice cream van surrounded by igloos

2 kids and a dog carol singing with a snowman in winter scene

Scott of the Antarctic

What are you doing? - 'I've set up an e-commerce site.' - 'What are you selling?' - 'Signed copies of my old boxer shorts.' - 'Washed £7. Unwashed £23.' - 'Yeah, baby. Market forces.' -