Cold Gifts

Mr. Winter blast returns.

"It's cold, but it's a dry cold penguin."

On holiday.

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'No ice.'

Marshmallows

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Ice fisher.

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Hockey Season.

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

Electric Blanket.

Cat eats date.

Ice Fishing

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

Inactive wear store.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"I'm sorry Jayne, but I've got cold feet."

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

"Look! A sushi bar!"

Another hot flash?

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'